Obama’s Saw Stuck in the Pipe

The President announced in his press conference that he was totally engaged and in charge of the mitigation effort concerning the oil spill disaster in the Gulf.of Mexico.

I was skeptical since I have never seen anything about oil drilling in his resume.
That doesn’t mean he hasn’t worked n an oil rig in his past. That experience might be like his scholastic achievements, hidden from public scrutiny.

At any rate, the way things are going, I now believe he is fully in charge of the activity in the Gulf. The President has taken a new tactic of motivation concerning the BP efforts to plug the oil leak. Obama has promised to search for criminal intent on the part of BP causing the leak and has directed Attorney General Eric Holder to leave no stone unturned in searching for criminal activity in BP operations.

It is a sure bet that BP will look forward to their oil spill strategy meetings with Obama representatives now that it has been announced that not only is Obama going to make them pay for everything involved, but is also going to try to send them to jail. Obama will be lucky to get anyone from BP to attend the meetings. Everyone at BP that is not out in the Gulf working will be too busy shredding documents to attend any meetings.

The Obama is really in charge now and the hourly announcements clearly indicate that fact

The current Obama approved strategy is to send a saw down 5000’ to cut the pipe from which the oil is gushing. A new containment structure will direct much of the oil into a pipe that will take it to a waiting surface tanker for separation from the sea water.

I will give the President a bit of credit since he must now be reading my blog. I suggested a similar solution several days ago. I did not include the cutting of the pipe in my post. The Presidents secret oil drilling experience must have included a pipe cutting seminar.

The new problem is that the President’s saw has gotten stuck in the pipe. I wonder if he is going to send Eric Holder down to examine the saw to check for criminal intent on the part of BP in getting the saw stuck.

Stay tuned to news reports from the Gulf. It is such a relief to know that the President is fully in charge in directing and approving every effort taking place to stop the flow of oil.